I recently had a conversation with my close friend who lives in the same block as me, just 2 houses away.

friend: hey, quess what?
me: what? make it quick I'm making breakfast! (still a little sleepy so I was grouchy)
friend: I'm going back with my boyfriend and I'm moving.
me: WHAT THE F*CK!!! (that hit me like cold water)
friend: yeah, I start moving in 2 days
me: 2 days!!!! where???? (I'm starting to feel guilty for feeling like crap cause she sounds way to happy)
friend: (Laughing) I'm moving next door to you.

Damn, small towns!